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Bowling - Thursdays (Handicapped) (Archived)
| Rank | Team | GP | W | L | T | F | PTS* | WTL% | SOV | SOS | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Turkey Bacon | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 18 | .917 | .400 | .475 | 6 |
| 2. | Brendan's Team | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | .667 | .313 | .444 | 9 |
| 3. |  Knuckle Deep | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | .667 | .521 | .539 | 10 |
| 4. | Scared Splitless | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 14 | .583 | .500 | .502 | 10 |
| 5. | Our Balls Are On Fire; Who has Penicillin? | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | .583 | .389 | .500 | 10 |
| 6. | We eat our Wheaties! | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | .583 | .278 | .425 | 10 |
| 7. | Menace II Sobriety | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 13 | .583 | .361 | .466 | 11 |
| 8. | Dry Bumpers | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .500 | .556 | .539 | 11 |
| 9. | Gutter Fingers | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 13 | .500 | .500 | .498 | 11 |
| 10. | Big Bowl Movements | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .500 | .361 | .487 | 11 |
| 11. | PINtino's Escorts | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | .583 | .250 | .454 | 12 |
| 12. | Over the Line | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | .500 | .250 | .453 | 12 |
| 13. | Unbowlievable | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 11 | .500 | .556 | .548 | 13 |
| 14. | We Don't Give A Split | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 11 | .417 | .583 | .549 | 13 |
| 15. | Mark It Zero | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | .500 | .444 | .509 | 14 |
| 16. | The Raging Whoremoans | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 10 | .417 | .625 | .508 | 14 |
| 17. | Scratchin' Our Bowls | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 10 | .417 | .500 | .508 | 14 |
| 18. | The Big Lebowlskis | 6 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 10 | .250 | .417 | .498 | 14 |
| 19. | Splits for Brains | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 | .333 | .542 | .546 | 16 |
| 20. | Gutter Sluts | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 5 | .000 | .000 | .552 | 19 |
- Top 8 teams enter playoffs. Teams that end the regular season above the silver line above will qualify for the playoffs.
- PTS: The total number of constituent wins (same as PF).
- See the complete explanation of tie-breaking procedures.
| GP = Games Played | L = Losses | PTS = League Points | PF = Points For |
| W = Wins | T = Ties | SOV = Strength of Victory | PA = Points Against |
| F = Forfeits | WTL% = Win-Tie-Loss % | SOS = Strength of Schedule |
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