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Bowling - Thursdays (Handicapped) (Archived)
| Rank | Team | GP | W | L | T | F | PTS* | WTL% | SOV | SOS | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Dry Bumpers | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 17 | .833 | .400 | .455 | 7 |
| 2. | Gutter Bound | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | .667 | .458 | .507 | 8 |
| 3. | Turkey Bacon, Double Thick | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | .667 | .292 | .468 | 8 |
| 4. | Alley Cats Strike | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | .667 | .521 | .518 | 9 |
| 5. | Menace II Sobriety | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 15 | .667 | .500 | .519 | 9 |
| 6. | Knuckle Deep | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 15 | .667 | .472 | .458 | 9 |
| 7. | Free Ballin | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 15 | .583 | .472 | .515 | 9 |
| 8. | Just Use Your Fingers | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | .583 | .444 | .509 | 10 |
| 9. | Three Holes and a Bad Idea | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | .583 | .444 | .489 | 10 |
| 10. |  I Can't Believe its Not Gutter | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .667 | .521 | .528 | 11 |
| 11. | Mark It Zero | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .667 | .417 | .505 | 8 |
| 12. | Wrecking Crew | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .500 | .583 | .519 | 11 |
| 13. | Who Gives a Split | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | .583 | .333 | .467 | 12 |
| 14. | Scared Splitless | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 12 | .500 | .417 | .505 | 12 |
| 15. | The Raging Whoremoans | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 12 | .500 | .250 | .439 | 12 |
| 16. | Split on it | 6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 11 | .417 | .333 | .529 | 13 |
| 17. | Peremptory Strike | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 11 | .333 | .000 | .538 | 13 |
| 18. | Livin on a Spare | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | .500 | .083 | .431 | 14 |
| 19. | Bowlin' With My Homies | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10 | .333 | .333 | .529 | 14 |
| 20. | Dale Yea | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 | .333 | .625 | .489 | 16 |
| 21. | Snakes on a Lane | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 8 | .333 | .500 | .504 | 16 |
| 22. | Bowl Movements | 6 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 6 | .250 | .500 | .545 | 15 |
| 23. | Gutter Fingers | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | .167 | .333 | .533 | 19 |
| 24. |  Hung Jurors | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .000 | .000 | .502 | 20 |
- Top 8 teams enter playoffs. Teams that end the regular season above the silver line above will qualify for the playoffs.
- PTS: The total number of constituent wins (same as PF).
- See the complete explanation of tie-breaking procedures.
| GP = Games Played | L = Losses | PTS = League Points | PF = Points For |
| W = Wins | T = Ties | SOV = Strength of Victory | PA = Points Against |
| F = Forfeits | WTL% = Win-Tie-Loss % | SOS = Strength of Schedule |
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