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Bowling - Thursday Night Handicapped (Late Fall) (Archived)
| Rank | Team | GP | W | L | T | F | PTS* | WTL% | SOV | SOS | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Slutter Guts | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 15 | .833 | .467 | .518 | 3 |
| 2. | Where's Our Horse, Karl? | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 14 | .833 | .400 | .485 | 4 |
| 3. | Livin' on a Spare | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 14 | .833 | .383 | .444 | 4 |
| 4. | Pin Pricks | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 14 | .833 | .283 | .415 | 4 |
| 5. |  Split Happens | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | .667 | .458 | .525 | 6 |
| 6. | Split on it | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | .667 | .292 | .433 | 6 |
| 7. | Three Finger Shockers | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11 | .583 | .222 | .452 | 6 |
| 8. | Scared Splitless | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | .667 | .333 | .465 | 8 |
| 9. | Pinning Ain't Easy | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | .500 | .333 | .465 | 9 |
| 10. |  We Don't Give a Split | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | .583 | .556 | .562 | 8 |
| 11. | Grab her by the Minivan | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .500 | .222 | .483 | 9 |
| 12. | Bowlsagna | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .333 | .417 | .528 | 9 |
| 13. | Minds in the Gutter | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | .500 | .528 | .542 | 10 |
| 14. | Irritable Bowl Syndrome | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | .500 | .472 | .548 | 11 |
| 15. | The Raging Whoremoans | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .333 | .333 | .553 | 12 |
| 16. | Alley Cats Strike | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .167 | .167 | .473 | 12 |
| 17. | 99 Problems but a split ain't one | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .333 | .417 | .522 | 14 |
| 18. | YAY Beer! | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .167 | .500 | .526 | 14 |
| 19. | Danger Zone | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .167 | .167 | .519 | 14 |
| 20. | Holy Bowlonga | 6 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 1 | .000 | .000 | .541 | 17 |
- Top 8 teams enter playoffs. Teams that end the regular season above the silver line above will qualify for the playoffs.
- PTS: The total number of constituent wins (same as PF).
- See the complete explanation of tie-breaking procedures.
| GP = Games Played | L = Losses | PTS = League Points | PF = Points For |
| W = Wins | T = Ties | SOV = Strength of Victory | PA = Points Against |
| F = Forfeits | WTL% = Win-Tie-Loss % | SOS = Strength of Schedule |
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