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Bowling - Thursday Night Handicapped (Winter) (Archived)
| Rank | Team | GP | W | L | T | F | PTS* | WTL% | SOV | SOS | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Knuckle Deep | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .833 | .433 | .515 | 5 |
| 2. | Jive Turkeys | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .667 | .542 | .523 | 5 |
| 3. | Still Jonesin' For The Horse, Karl | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .667 | .375 | .438 | 5 |
| 4. |  Scared Splitless | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | .667 | .375 | .414 | 5 |
| 5. | Decent Balls | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12 | .833 | .467 | .503 | 6 |
| 6. | Split on it | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | .667 | .417 | .460 | 5 |
| 7. | Black Lung | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | .667 | .458 | .543 | 7 |
| 8. | Here for the Beer | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | .667 | .375 | .483 | 7 |
| 9. | Slutter Guts | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .667 | .417 | .534 | 9 |
| 10. | Bowlsagna | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .667 | .375 | .485 | 9 |
| 11. | Big Bowl Movements | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .500 | .611 | .617 | 9 |
| 12. | Menace II Sobriety | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .500 | .444 | .485 | 9 |
| 13. | Split Happens | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .333 | .417 | .500 | 8 |
| 14. | Just Spared Your Girlfriend | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 9 | .333 | .417 | .426 | 9 |
| 15. | Pin Pricks | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 8 | .333 | .417 | .551 | 10 |
| 16. | The Raging Whoremoans | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7 | .333 | .417 | .505 | 11 |
| 17. | 3 finger shockers | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 7 | .500 | .444 | .452 | 10 |
| 18. |  I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .333 | .500 | .523 | 12 |
| 19. | We Don't Give a Split | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .333 | .500 | .481 | 12 |
| 20. | Spare Yourself The Shipping | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .333 | .333 | .506 | 11 |
| 21. | Living on a Spare | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .333 | .333 | .502 | 12 |
| 22. | Pin me, please! | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .333 | .333 | .485 | 12 |
| 23. | Dry Bumpers | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 6 | .333 | .333 | .481 | 12 |
| 24. | Roll, Drink, Repeat | 6 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 4 | .167 | .667 | .588 | 14 |
- Top 16 teams enter playoffs. Teams that end the regular season above the silver line above will qualify for the playoffs.
- PTS: The total number of constituent wins (same as PF).
- See the complete explanation of tie-breaking procedures.
| GP = Games Played | L = Losses | PTS = League Points | PF = Points For |
| W = Wins | T = Ties | SOV = Strength of Victory | PA = Points Against |
| F = Forfeits | WTL% = Win-Tie-Loss % | SOS = Strength of Schedule |
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